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Essay Archive - American Male Pigs
American Male Pigs
Today in this great country of ours, there is an animal that stalks the
face of our land. An animal that'll stop at very little to obtain it's nightly
goal. Some women have unjustly classified this animal a Land Shark, along with
an assortment of other colorful names. Little do the women of this country
realize that these animals have banned together to form a national coalition. I,
along with most males above the age of consent, am a proud and very active
member. Our covert organization is called American Male Pigs. Our slogan to
all other males and future males, is:
"Get AMPed"
Our....
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