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Jay vs. Dave: Battle of the Late Night Television
“Ladies and gentlemen let’s get ready to rumble. Tonight’s matchup will be between Dave “gap tooth” Letterman and Jay “have you seen my chin” Leno. Weighing in at just under 150 lb.. and hailing out of Greenwich, CT with a record of Top Ten - 0, the king of New York, NY, David Lettermen. David’s cut man for tonight’s fight will be Paul Shaeffer and the CBS orchestra. Weighing in at a little more than 200 lb.., originally from Andover, Massachusetts, with his first professional fight afte replacing Johnny C....
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