Essay Archive - Dumb Criminals
Dumb Criminals
In every walk of life we have the good and bad of society. While the good is what we want most, we always get some criminals. Not all criminals are as bad as we might think, sure they’ll rob us all blind and clean out the refrigerator at the same time, most of them are just stupid. Since good cannot exist without evil, I would prefer criminals to be dumb and easily apprehended. So, to aspiring criminals I present this guide of how to be a dumb criminal.
The first, and most important, step to becoming a dumb criminal is to do away with common sense. Getting rid of one’s common sense not only betters one’s ability at ....
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