Essay Archive - The Old Lady Next Door
The Old Lady Next Door
Let me tell you, there are three things that seriously bother me about this woman. You see, I live right next door to her at 213 Sycamore Drive, so I always know what’s going on over there, and there’s strange things happening all the time. First of all, you have got to see this woman’s car. You would really have to see it to believe it. It’s completely opposite from the whole rest of her lifestyle. Everything about her is sparkling shiny new, except her car. It’s like she doesn’t even take care of it. The other thing is her dog. This thing is completely psycho; I’m not kidding. Lastly, her h....
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