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Essay Archive - Interview With A UFO
Interview With A UFO
The other night I was takin the trash out. I heard ol' Bessie, my cow
carryin on like there was a snake in her pin. I ran over and I said "Bessie,
you best hush up!" That's when I seen it. It was a round hunk of metal
flyin through the sky. At first I thought it was the top of my grain bin.
That's where I've been keepin my manure that I use on m'gardern. I thought
to myself "Oh Boy! Someone's done thrown a match in there. That's when this
little green light shot right down from it and burn up my okra patch. All
of a sudden where that little green light was, these creatures walke....
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