Essay Archive - Sega Dreamcast vs Sony Playstation 2
Sega Dreamcast vs Sony Playstation 2
The Sega Dreamcast will indeed cure your acne. It will make you popular with the opposite sex, bring you material rewards beyond your wildest dreams and, most likely, cause passersby to pull out their wallets and hand you $5. The Dreamcast will mow the lawn for you, provide heat in the winter, cool fresh breezes in the summer and can be used, in case of emergency, as a flotation device. Also, the Dreamcast gives off a lemony-fresh scent and will one day unite all humanity under the gleaming banner of peace. You need not ever fear stubbing your toe again with the Sega Dream....
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